Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
My breasts were aching with rage.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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