Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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