I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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