He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?