White coat. Heels.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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