Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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