so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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