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I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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