So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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