Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
home. puking in laundry basket.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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