My hand turned me down
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize