Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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