there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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