Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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