can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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