So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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