I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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