we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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