I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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