People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
