I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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