piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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