I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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