she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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