how can u be prego again
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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