Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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