Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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