You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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