i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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