Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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