oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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