bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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