so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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