Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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