I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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