PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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