Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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