super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i now understand why vodka
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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