oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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