Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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