I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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