Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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