Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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