I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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