I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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