508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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