Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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