I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly