i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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