my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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