Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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