Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
did i walk over a car last night?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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