So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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