Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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